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Favorite this joke What food does Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers refuse to eat during the NBA Playoffs?
Indian Food... he hates Curry.
One waiter complained to another, “It took me all morning to fill this salt shaker.”
“Why did it take you so long?” asked the other.
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to get the salt through those little holes on top?”
Since I am a busy mom of four, I rely on my children to help me out with everyday chores around the house. One morning I was running around trying to get the children and myself ready, when I suddenly realized it was trash pickup day. So I handed a bag of garbage to my sleepy seven-year-old son and told him to toss it in the trash bin on his way out the door.
Glancing out my window moments later, I saw him wearily boarding the bus. He was carrying his backpack, his lunchbox, and a big white bag of garbage.
Don’t ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son’s campus during a business trip.
Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell. "Yeah?" a voice called from inside.
"Does Dylan Houseman live here?"
"Yup," the voice answered. "Leave him on the front porch. We’ll bring him in later."
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