Latest Jokes

Not everyone enjoys singing ensembles...

It's an 'a-choir-ed' taste.

I WONDER where I left my keys?

I WONDER where I put my phone?

I WONDER where I put my money?

I WONDER ......................................?

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.

That's deep enough!

What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

A farmer was walking in his field. He heard 2 potatoes say, "I only have eyes for you."

The corn plants said, "I have ears and I can hear you."

The potato said, "Don't worry, the daisies won't tell!"

And through the grape vine they all heard a voice say, "Oh, 'peas' be quiet, I am trying to sleep."