If it's zero degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow...
Just how cold is it going to be?
Sign at animal park:
Please be safe. Do not sit, stand, climb, or lean on fence.
If you fall, animals may eat you and that might make them sick.
Whoever said "Laughter is the best medicine", obviously didn't see my last doctor's bill!
Sign In Pet Store:
"Buy one dog, get one flea!"