Latest Jokes

When I'm finally holding all the right cards...

Everyone wants to play chess!

Wife: "Whenever I keep money in my purse, our son steals it! I don’t know what to do?"

Husband: "Hide it in his books. I know he will never touch them."

I went to the Doctor for my annual check up.

He told me that I have insomnia.

But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.

I use to be a proofreader...

For a skywriting company.