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Favorite this joke "If you could choose drinking wine every day or being skinny which would you choose?"
"I'd choose red or white."
A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. "So you're begging in two's now?" she asked.
"No, only for today," one of them replied. "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation."
I used to work in the woods as a lumberjack...
But just couldn't hack it...
So they gave me the ax!
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad...
But when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . .
She leaned over and pushed me!
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