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Favorite this joke Little Johnny asked his dad, "What do you do when you put one foot on the boat and the other on the dock?"
"Swim," replied his dad. "You fall in, and then you swim."
My favorite way to de-clutter my space is to hold every item I own. If it does not bring me any joy, I toss it out.
So far I have thrown out all my vegetables, my electrical bill, a scale, a mirror, and my treadmill.
I'm one step closer to my goal for GETTING RICH...
All I need now is money!
A bank robber pulls out a gun, points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"
The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
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