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Little Johnny: You don't need to hold press conferences if you have a Twitter account!
I could not find a frozen chicken big enough for my family dinner. I asked the young man behind the butcher counter if these chickens got any larger?
He replied, "I'm afraid not, they are all dead."
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in...
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Brenda's five-year-old grandson Logan was spending the evening at his grandparents' home. He asked if he could watch the "Brer Rabbit" video and then made a second request to watercolor.
Brenda asked him which one of the two he wanted to do.
He looked up and replied, "Grandma, I have two eyes. I can do two things at once."
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