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A class goes on school field trip to a museum. A little boy breaks a vase then reads about it's history. He pretend it never happened. The school went on with the field trip until security stopped the boy and confronted him.

The teacher asks the boy, "Why didn't you tell someone you broke the vase?"

The boy replies, "I didn't think it would matter, it said it was priceless,"

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one...

He's never gonna give you 'Up'!

Whenever I hear the expression, "the bar is high"....

I can't help but think, "Oh great! I need a step-stool just to get a drink?"

A boy, at the circus for the first time, sees a clown up-close and dressed from head to toe.

He says, "Look mom, there's big foot!"