A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...
Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right!
Never tell a pig a secret... because they love to squeel.
The wife, whose husband has a collection of guitars, was before the judge after smashing every single one of them.
The judge ask s, "First offender?"
She replied, "No, your honor. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
My dental hygienist retired, after 55 years of working...
All she got was a lousy plaque.