Two circus acrobats got married...
They just FLIPPED over each other!
Following my diet plan for tonight, I had a salad that had lots of croutons and tomatoes.
Actually, I only had one big round crouton, covered with tomato sauce and cheese.
Fine, maybe I had a pizza.
Ok, I confess, I ate a whole pizza!
What do you do when you see a SPACEMAN?
You park your car in it!
What are secrets?
Secrets are what we tell everyone not to tell anyone.