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Favorite this joke Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We played a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam?
Mark: That’s right.
A chef friend of mine was trying to come up with a new, unique dish for his restaurant. He took a pot of raw fish and poured alphabet soup all over it.
"What do you think?"
"If you ask me," I replied as I looked into the disgusting pot with the soggy letters swirling around, "this SPELLS disaster."
Teacher: If I tear a piece of paper into four, what do I get?
Student: Quarters
Teacher: And if I divide it into eight?
Student: Eighths
Teacher: And if I divide it into eight thousand parts?
Student: Confetti.
"Hocus Pocus" doesn't work anymore...
I think they changed the password.
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