Latest Jokes

I can learn something new everyday...

Of course I also forget five other things!

A husband and wife were at the mall when they got separated. The wife calls him on her cell phone. "Where are you?" she asks.

"Well, do you remember the store when we were first married and you were looking at a beautiful ring in the jewelry store window, but we could not afford it?"

"Yes", she replies, excited to think about what he was about to say, a tear forming in her eyes.

"Great, I am at the sports store right next to it."

My mother says she never holds grudges but then will blindside you with something that happened years ago.

Last week she said, "You know, you really hurt me on your birthday."

And I was like, "Which birthday was that?"

So she replied, "The first one. You have a really big head, you know."