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Favorite this joke Due to budget constraints, the Board of the Daily Planet advised Perry White that he had to let one of his star reporters go. He was really overwhelmed about the magnitude of the decision. "Who should go, Clark or Lois?"
He actually did some praying, which he hadn't done for a long time. He asked, "Please. Show me a sign." That afternoon he was doing some shopping at Walmart, and when he went to his car he suddenly saw the answer.
The next day he called Clark and Lois into the office and said, "I'm sorry, Lois, but you have to go." After Lois collected her things and left, Clark took Perry aside and asked, "Chief - how did you know which one of us should go?"
Perry said, "Well, that turned out to be easier than I thought. While I was parking at Walmart, I looked up and there was the sign: FIRE LANE."
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon?
It’s not the end of the world.
I went to a new bank in town to open a joint account. At one point in the application they ask for the second name on the account.
Apparently the bank did not like my response. I wrote down, 'Anyone who has a lot of money.'
A group of hippies gathered underneath the Washington Monument around a small bond fire.
A drunk staggered by took a long look at them and then a long look up at the Monument.
After a deep thought moment, the drunk says to the group, "You'll never get that rocket off the ground."
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