I took my pain pill... so why are you still here?
I believe that the most popular name for a cat should be Waldo.
I mean, don't you eventually end up asking where your cat is every day?
"Hold on, I get a feeling I've been here before."
"Why do you say that?"
"My phone automatically connected to the WiFi."
Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling well.