A three year old, WIDE EYED, little girl, was on the phone, "I KID YOU NOT! This guy in a white dress or robe tries to drown me! He puts me under water and my family just stood there taking pictures."
Someone once said that anything is possible...
So isn't it possible that I will never do anything?
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chickens foot!
My grandpa recently told me that my generation was too reliant on technology.
"No, grandpa, your generation is too reliant on technology,'' I retorted as I unplugged him from life-support.