A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.
My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.
Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.
When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”
In the state of Texas, it was determined that 80% of all visits to the emergency room started with someone uttering the phrase, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
KARATE MASTER: What people turn into when they walk into a spider web.