Latest Jokes

It can be fatal to live too long...

If you could drive the speed of light, would your head lights still work?l?!

I went to pick up my car at the auto repair shop. The mechanic said to me, "I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

Why did Frankie Avalon get fired from his moonlighting job as a high wire walker in the circus?

Because he refused to perform without Annette.