What do ninjas and farts have in common?
They're silent and deadly.
I asked a friend of mine by phone what he was doing. He told me he couldn't talk because he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel while under a dangerously constrained environment."
I was impressed. Until the following day when I learned that meant he was "washing dishes with hot water under his upset wife's supervision."
Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!