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Favorite this joke I spent a lot of effort child proofing my house...
But the kids still get in.
The first five days after the weekend are definitely the hardest!
Teacher: What did Napoleon do?
Child: He pulled his bone apart!
An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot. "Lord," he prayed, "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."
Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said, "Never mind, I found one."
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