Latest Jokes

Why do they have frosted glass on airplane toilet windows?

Who's going to look in at thirty thousand feet!

Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a minute, I'll be right back."

He walks across the street and sniffs this fire hydrant for a while, then walks back across the street.

The other dog asks, "What was that about?"

The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages."

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.

"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again. The husband looked puzzled. "Oh! I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"