Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pine-apple.
When it comes to candy bars, the term fun-sized is misleading.
There is nothing fun about your candy bar being the size of a regular bar.
You should call them what they are... “disappointment-sized.”
Did you know O.J. Simpson is a fan of Peyton Manning?
Yep, he likes slow white Broncos.
My five-year-old son is crazy about cars so I took him to his first car show. He loved seeing all the different models and brands and gushed over the big engines, the colors, and even the wheels. But the car he was most impressed with was a hearse.
“Mom!” he shouted. “Look at all this storage!”