What do you call twelve bouncers all in the same Manhattan bar?
The New York Knicks
Why are bananas bad getaway drivers?
They are in such a hurry to split and they peel out.
What is a clear conscience?
A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory!
Buy a dog a toy and the dog will play with it forever...
Buy a cat a toy and the cat will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.