I told my kids I never want to
live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from
a bottle.
So they unplugged my
computer and threw out my wine.
My eleven month old was sitting in her high chair, twisting and moving all over the place. My wife said to me, “Straighten her up.”
I looked at my daughter and said, “Young lady, what are you doing with your life? Do you want to be this way forever? It’s time to grow up.”
My wife didn't find it as amusing as I did.
The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, "Is that in the key of L?"
Puzzled, the employee says, "Key of L? I'm not really sure?"
The boss replies, "Well it sure sounds like L to me!"