Latest Jokes

Why do so may people like bananas?

Well you have to admit, they have a peel.

A pessimist is someone who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise.

A couple took a puddle-jumping flight with 4 stops on the way to Dallas. At the first stop, a little white truck drove up to the plane's wing.

Wife: "What's that truck doing?"

Husband: "We're taking on more fuel."

The refueling process was repeated at the next two stops as well. At the last stop before Dallas:

Husband: "Ya know, in spite of all these delays, we're making pretty good time."

Wife (pointing out the window): "Maybe -- but that little white truck is keeping up with us!"

A bunch of bees were enjoying themselves by buzzing around and harassing nature lovers on their bicycles.

"You know," one of the bees said, "if we had arms and legs, it would be a lot easier pedaling these things!"