Latest Jokes

What do you call it when Superman skips church?

A Christian Bale.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

A man was going bald and told his friends he was going to get a rabbit tattooed on his head as it was a lot cheaper than an implant or a toupée.

His friends asked how getting a rabbit tattooed on his head would help?

The man replied, "Well, at least from a distance it will look like hare."