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Favorite this joke If you walk by a pond and hear someone shouting, "I'm thinking! I'm thinking!", you better spring into action...
He could have a lisp.
Now that I’m older I've realized the value of learning something new each day. I just wish I could remember it!
When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...
Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!
A not-so-bright girl is flying in a plane when her pilot keels over. She calls out: "Mayday! Mayday! My pilot is dead!"
Air traffic control responds, "Don't worry, I'll talk you through this. What's your height and position?"
"I'm five-four and I'm in the plane," she says.
"Repeat after me," says the voice. "Our Father, who art in heaven...."
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