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School kids were having a debate about the U.S. Presidential election.

Emma said, “We need a candidate who is willing to tax the ultra rich and give to the poor”.

Little Johnny stood up and said, “I didn’t know Robin Hood was running!”

In demonstrating the division of powers within the government, the teacher used the family structure as an example.

One boy stood up and said, “It looks like my mom’s the president then, because she veto’s everything.”

Following a major hurricane, a man worked long hours clearing the jumble of trees that littered his family property. The longer he worked, however, the more painful it became for him to move his right arm.

He repeatedly ignored his wife's pleas to see the doctor until one night he yelped, "Ow! This is getting serious. I need to go see a doctor"

His wife then turned to him in concern. He added, "Now it hurts to push buttons on the remote control."

Here's a list of CLEVER WORDS for CLEVER PEOPLE...

1. ARBITRATOR
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

2. BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.

3. BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through.

4. AVOIDABLE
What a bullfighter tries to do.

5. COUNTERFEITER
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

6. LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

7. HEROES
What a man in a boat does.

8. PARASITES
What you see from the Eiffel Tower.

9. PARADOX
Two physicians.

10. PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm.

11. RELIEF
What trees do in the spring.

12. RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife.

13. SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does.

14. SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official.