While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...
Energy efficient vehicle.
Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
Never spill hot espresso on yourself because it hurts a latte!