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Favorite this joke "Can I have a cigarette?" Jill asked.
"I thought you quit smoking," Mary said
"I'm in the process of quitting," Jill said. "Right now I am in the middle of phase one."
"What's phase one?" Mary asked.
"I've quit buying," Jill replied.
If we find life on other planets, what would happen to the Miss Universe pageant?
Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?"
I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"
That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.
What does a turkey say the day before Thanksgiving?
Anything but gobble, gobble, gobble!
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