Latest Jokes

(Son) Mom who is FDR?

(Mom) I see you’ve been talking with your great grandfather again. FDR was commander in chief when your great grandfather was young.

(Son) Which tribe?

(Grandson) Grandpa, I think the 'Y generation' has modern views and a forward thinking way more ahead of the life view of your day.

(Grandfather) I appreciate and respect your thoughts but I disagree and can back up my claim with facts.

(Grandson) Sounds fair grandpa, please state your case.

(Grandfather) First off, one question, did you take the ice bucket challenge?

(Grandson, proudly answers) Yes, in fact I did!

(Grandfather) I rest my case.

(Grand Kids) Hey grandpa, I thought we were going camping! This is a three star hotel!

(Grand Mother responds) Trust me kids, anything under four stars feels like camping.

The company had an employee suggestion competition. The entire staff was asked to submit entries that would save money for the firm.

The winner was a man who suggested the company save paper by posting corporate memos on bulletin boards, instead of printing 200 individual copies for distribution. He won a helium balloon with the company logo and one share of stock.

A memo announcing the winner went out to 200 people.