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Definition of Family Planning:

The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

Why do cowboys need two spurs?

Are they afraid one side of the horse might take off galloping by itself?

I know someone who had her face lifted so many times, the doctor ran out of skin, so he took some skin off her right thumb and grafted it onto her nose.

Now, every time she goes hitchhiking, her nose shoves to the right.

I have a pet who is a continual source of personal annoyance and irritation. Truth be told, he really bothers the heck out of me.

I named my pet, "Peeve."