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In the state of Texas, it was determined that 80% of all visits to the emergency room started with someone uttering the phrase, "Hold my beer and watch this!"

KARATE MASTER: What people turn into when they walk into a spider web.

Took my 72 year old father to have his eyes checked. That's when we realized his eyes were just fine.

He was ask to read the characters on the bottom line. His reply: M-A-D-E- I-N- C-H-I-N-A

Your HR department just sent an email for your open-enrollment period for health-care. There is a new option that's more expensive, but has been getting great response:

For longer term illnesses and PTSD, your plan will pay all expenses to fly to, and stay in, the Caribbean Islands, with a high deductible your kids will be paying for in 40 years.

It's called, "BAHAMA-CARE!"