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I don't always ride in passenger jets but when I do I buy a first class ticket...
The thing is, flying scares me but in first class they hand out free "bravery beverages"!
If you come home like I do and find your cat had his tail removed from fighting, just take your cat to Walmart...
They're the best re-tailer!
NIKE was founded by men, so its tagline says - "Just do it!"
If it had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been...
"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... Anyway you don't listen to me.. Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything... But it has to happen and you have to do it!"
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