As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...
Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.
What do you call a stoner who is completing their PhD?
A Hypothesis
Item in the "Cyclops Dating for Dummies" book: Never date a cyclops much shorter than you.
Why?
You'll never see eye to eye on anything.
My credit is so bad, I received a credit card offer that was PRE-DECLINED.