Just to clear this matter up once and for all.
It's assumed that when a person get older their mental processes begin to slow down.
Now that I'm older I'm hear to say this assumption has absolutely no merit, my "brame" works just fine!
Why do Barbers make for good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts!
Generally, a person has two reasons for doing something...
One reason that sounds good, and then one reason that is the real one.
Parent: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"
Child: "Well, you did say it was my lunch money."