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The Two Motives
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Generally, a person has two reasons for doing something...

One reason that sounds good, and then one reason that is the real one.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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My Lunch Money
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Parent: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"

Child: "Well, you did say it was my lunch money."

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posted by "shirley Mc" |
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Raise Your Two Arms
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What has two arms but can't raise them?

A chair.

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posted by "pshark1999" |
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Overachievers
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All parents are proud of overachieving children, and one father was no exception...

The bumper sticker on his car read "My Kid Made Your License Plate".

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Mary" |