Latest Jokes

Why is it quite impossible to starve in the desert?

Because you can always enjoy the sand which is there.

What has a hundred legs and lives on yogurt?

An aerobics class.

What did the two businessmen say to each other as they closed a deal during an earthquake?

"Let's shake on it!"

Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year...

And thanks to credit cards, it's on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.