Everyone's heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as the ninth reindeer, but many people don't know that there is a tenth one whose name was Olive.
"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."
Yo momma's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
What did the monkey say after its tail got caught in the lawnmower?
Won't be long now...
Rule number one when it's your first day on the job as a butler...
When your employer tells you to "Draw my bath," DO NOT take out a pencil and a sheet of paper.