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Favorite this joke The widow requested that her husband's grave be dug 20 feet deep.
"Deep down he was a good man," she explained.
Two lawyers, partners in small practice, close the shop and go to lunch. Suddenly the first lawyer says, "I forgot to lock the safe!"
"Easy, easy," his partner soothed. "We're both here, aren't we?"
"Daddy," said my 10-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army."
"Baby," I answered, "I think the Air Force would be a better option for you."
"But I don’t want to be a pilot."
"You don’t have to be a pilot," I told her. "There are other jobs in the Air Force."
Her answer: "I don’t want to be a flight attendant either."
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