I am NOT overweight...
I am just not tall enough.
The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?
I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."
Why did the EMT's travel in sets of two?
They wanted to be a pair-of-medics.
Sammy wants to test the math skills of his 5 year old cousin, Perry. He asks him, "If you have two candies and I give you two candies, how many candies will you have?"
Without hesitating, Perry answers. "Before I answer that, first give me the two candies."