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I am NOT overweight...

I am just not tall enough.

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The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?

I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."

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Why did the EMT's travel in sets of two?

They wanted to be a pair-of-medics.

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Sammy wants to test the math skills of his 5 year old cousin, Perry. He asks him, "If you have two candies and I give you two candies, how many candies will you have?"

Without hesitating, Perry answers. "Before I answer that, first give me the two candies."

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