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Favorite this joke The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. After the job was completed the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he ordered.
The worker did as he'd been told. But he ran into a problem. He couldn't get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem.
The boss snorted. "Honestly! The kind of help you get these days! There's obviously only one thing to do. You'll have to dig that hole deeper!"
One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her traditional parents and they were appalled by his appearance... leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.
Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Dear," said the mother diplomatically, "he doesn't seem very nice."
"Oh please, Mom," replied the daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
Death comes to take a lawyer away.
The lawyer cries and pleads, "Why so early? I am only forty!"
Death replies, "Not according to the hours you billed."
A mother and father read a bedtime story of a king to their five year old son. As the story concludes, the son says, "Mom, I also want five wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me..."
Mom: "And one will put you to sleep!"
Son: "No mom, I will still sleep with you."
Mom's eyes fill up with tears: "God bless you son."
Mom continues: "But who will sleep with your 5 wives?"
Son: "Let them sleep with daddy."
Daddy's eyes fill up with tears: "God bless you son."
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