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Favorite this joke "I always try to go the extra mile for my customers."
~ Taxi driver
It's all about perspective... being OVER the hill than is much better than being UNDER it.
Fact: The speed at which your girlfriend says “Nothing” when asked “What’s wrong?” is adversely proportional to the severity of the storm that’s coming.
An elderly man was remembering the good old days. “When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese, and 10 eggs.
Nowadays that is impossible... there are simply too many security cameras!
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