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Favorite this joke A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer...
I saw it through my telescope last night.
Women are just like modern art. You'll never enjoy either if you try to understand them.
At dinner with friends and family Johnny was asked to say the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replied.
"Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc," said his father.
"Okay," the boy said.
"Dear Lord,.. Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbors son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on the bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor ladies on my Daddy's Blackberry who do not have any clothes. And provide shelter for the homeless man who uses Mom's room when Daddy is at work....AMEN"
Dinner was cancelled.
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