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Favorite this joke There was this blonde woman who had a fire in her house, so she called the fire department.
Blonde: There's a fire in my house!
Fireman: Alright ma'am how do we get to your house?
Blonde: With the big red fire truck, of course!
Space Shuttles, they leave the earth white and they return white... What I'm trying to say is, it's time NASA went public with their sunscreen!
I sell ammunition. My motto is, "ALWAYS leave them wanting more!"
An older gentleman goes into a bar and hears the other patrons discussing the ups and down of marriage. "Next week my wife and I will celebrate our fiftieth anniversary," he tells them.
"That's great. What's your secret for a long and happy marriage," one asks.
"Well, you have to do nice things for your wife."
"Such as?"
"Well, for our twenty fifth anniversary I took her to Italy."
"That is nice. What are you going to do for your fiftieth?"
"I'm going back to visit her."
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