Who was the President before JFK got assassinated?
JFK
Why do celebrities smile during lightning storms?
They think their pictures being taken!
One day a green grape was walking down the road when he saw a purple grape, the green grape then started hollering, "Breathe dude Breathe!"
Johnny entered class and was surprised by a pop quiz for which he was not prepared.
He answered all ten questions with, "Only God knows."
Grade: God 100 - Johnny 0