Father to his son:
Do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?
Because she makes my world explode!
@dadjokehansolo
A good looking girl waved at me today…
But there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-YODA!
@dadjokehansolo
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.