Latest Jokes

Monday morning a man bumped into the priest, “Good morning Father, you should know, I was by your sermon yesterday, and I couldn't fall asleep last night!"

“Why what was it that I said?" asked the priest.

“Oh no, I wasn't listening to what you said, I slept the whole way through."

After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million.

When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

I'd like to buy a new boomerang.

Also, I'd like to know how to throw the old one away.