Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material.
Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...
Will get a reward.
The Higgs Boson walks into a church.
The bishop says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson in here."
The Higgs Boson asks, "But without me, how can you have mass?"
What is the difference between dogs and marine biologists?
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.