Right now I'm off to grow some facial hair...
Must dash!
What’s the best present you can gift?
A broken drum.
Nobody can beat that.
A sweater I bought was picking up too much static electricity.
So I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
I visited the birthplace of the man who invented the toothbrush.
I was disappointed.
There was no plaque.