What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second?
It mega hertz.
The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death.
"Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died."
7/11 isn't giving out free slurpees this year!
Instead of offering free slurpees, they will be offering discounted gas at a price of $7.11 a gallon.
Billy: I want to be an information broker when I grow up.
Bobby: What information do you have?
Billy: Well....um...
Bobby: That's what I thought, without information all you can be is broker.